Yesterday my friend and I were walking out of Forever 21 and the wind blew my skirt up a little. I had shorts on underneath (for this very reason) but two guys in a parked car saw it happen and yelled at me to lift it more, I yelled back, “fuck you!” and they laughed. So I took my pocket knife out of my bag and said, “I will slash your fucking tires” and they did not laugh
Gavin’s mugshots in Let’s Play Burnout Paradise (x)
Gwendoline Christie and Rory McCann at SDCC 2014 x
Fans everywhere (via randomstuffilike1995)
It doesn’t even matter what the show is
Benedict Cumberbatch, Andy Serkis, Luke Evans, Peter Jackson, Lee Pace, Cate Blanchett, Orlando Bloom, The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies
Puts on suit and Google some fanfiction
DO NOT READ GAME OF THRONES
Misha Collins, John Barrowman and Chris Hardwick take on San Diego Comic Con
Game of Thrones Cast attends the panel and Q&A during Comic-Con International 2014 at San Diego Convention Center on July 25, 2014 in San Diego, California
Expectation vs. Reality (x)
"Fuck You, Old People" — Group Piece at CUPSI 2014
"By the way, you can’t actually pick yourself up by your own bootstraps. That’s now how physics works."
this gives me life….
"Act your fucking age" god damn, this has a good message here.
39 seconds in and I reblogged it
Everyone watch this it’s SO GREAT
If you don’t think space is the tightest shit then you’re wrong
holy shit my eyes.
In New Zealand our drinking age is 18 but the drink driving tolerance for under 20s is zero and my friend who’s a cop said he gets great pleasure out of breathalising sober under 20 year olds and watching the terror fill their face as he tells them they’re 10 times over the legit drinking limit cause ten times zero is still zero